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Yes!

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Two Days Ago

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With this, you'll instantly be a better chef,
and your husband will want to come home early.

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Look closely;

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dicing onions, slicing onions,

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it's great for your health and you'll look fabulous.

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In 3 days you'll look like Cleopatra, in a week, like Kiyokawa Nigiko.

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You can really keep your family healthy with this.

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You, young lad!

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Yes you, the one looking all lonely.

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This is also perfect for someone unhealthy looking like you.
Here, take a look.

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Come on, just for a bit.  Take a look!

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Here we go, just take a look at that cutting action!

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With this slicer you can make all the difficult cuts
that the professionals can.

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Just look at the smoothness of that surface!

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Look at that!

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This can be had for just 3800 yen, can you believe it?

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There just isn't another kitchen implement that can do so much.

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Now all you need to do is buy it and see the results for yourself.
How about it?

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It's amazing.

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But...

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But?

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I'm not sure I'll use it.

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Then give it to your parents.  They'll love it.

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But I need the money for games....

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Your body's become weak playing too many games,
and you're shaming your family.

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Whether you change is up to you.  What do you say?

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(Buy it, buy it.  You should buy it.
Your family will be happy.  Buy it.)

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Yaman, you vile creature plagueing our world,

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let me give you some of my treatment!

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Mina-Kick!

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Did you see that!

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Matsunaga-san, you're drooling man.

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Episode 17, and we finally get to see Mina's punch.

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And that exquisite glimpse of her panties.

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I'm loosing faith in the production staff myself;
they've reached their limits.

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I hope I've got it all properly recorded at home.

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Matsunaga, you shouldn't be so into
a production with such mediocre levels.

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None of my friends think that, Kawamoto-shi!

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And that just makes it worse.

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Sorry I'm late.

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Yamada-shi, you're late.  What happened?

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I got sidetracked.

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So what kind of evils did we give into today?

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A slicer, one of new electric shavers,

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and also some animation software.

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Uhh, and...

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this is...

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Our chairman's amazing isn't he?
Usually a company party-

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He just wants to show off a little.

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It looks like everyone's trying to show off today!

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You're pretty dressed up yourself, Yuuko.

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Do you really think so?  I didn't realize!

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Hey.

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Just because you're young doesn't-

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Oh my gosh.

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What, where?

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There.

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Ok, I'm going to show you what it means to be experienced.
You just watch.

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Where's Saori?

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Probably drawing the attention of men all around her.

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Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!

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That's stale.

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So Karin, what do you wear when you go to sleep?

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Umm...I sleep at night in a pajama.

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A pajama!  Ok, and what color is this pajama?

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I've recently bought a pink one.

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Pink. Just imagine it folks, pink!

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Hey, what are you doing?

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I'm copying every word, like it says in the magazines.

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And where do you wash yourself first in a bath?

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Come on, tell us.

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I wash my neck first.

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What are you doing?

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If I'm going to be listening to Mina's voice,
then I have to be looking at her too.

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Right?

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Ok folks, this is what you've been waiting for, picture time!!

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From when I say so, you have 1 minute.

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Start!!

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Look here, look here!

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Karin's smile, you have 1 minute to capture her smile.

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Your ankles, show me your ankles!

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Mina, let me see your ankles.

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More of your ankles.  Please.

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Sir, you have to be seated, stay seated.

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I'm properly seated.  See look.

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Just barely!

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Your ankles.

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Let's capture that smile.

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What is it?

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Why is it you're smiling so much?

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Maybe you knew I was there.

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Nope.  I was thinking about when Prince and Princess
will meet again in the Milkyway.

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You're so naturally pretty, it's cute.

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A one minute photography session.  They're so mean.

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Yeah, I wanted at least a minute and a half.

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Does 30 seconds make a difference?

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It's totally different; with a minute and a half
your subject will look at you twice.

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That way you can get the pose that you want.

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Now I get it.

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Gentlemen, would you like to write your wishes for this year?

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Oh yeah, it's almost...

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time for Tanabata.

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So that at least some of your wishes may come true,

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I pledge to work ever harder to meet your needs.

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What is it?

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I don't know what Tanabata is.

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It's about these two lovers,
Princess Orihime and Prince Hikoboshi who

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insult and beat up each other,
then use robots to try to end it.

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But deep in their hearts

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they really loved each other.
That why each year,

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they meet in the Milkyway, and go crazy trying to kill each other.
It's total murderous madness in the heavens!

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In the end they throw tons of modified super missile
punches at each other.  And then it ends.

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It's a nice story.

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Isn't it?

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And now, I'd like to give you all
a present to express my gratitude.

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Please join me now on the deck.

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So what are you wishing for this year?

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Me?  Let's see...

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Probably...

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Mina in a movie.  What else is there?

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There's no way that's happening.
Wish for something realistic.

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And you?  What do you want Kawamoto-shi?

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Another season of Mina.

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So you DO like Mina!

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Well personally I think...that is to say...

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So how about you, Yamada, what are you wishing for?

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For me...

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I'd like to get transfered to a different division at work.

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That's not the type of thing you're supposed to wish for.

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That's true.

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So ladies and gentlemen,
if you could all join me in the countdown.

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_10_

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_9_

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_6_

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It's a serious issue for me.

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To continue working in sales when I'm no good at it.

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_3_

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_2_

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_1_

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It really feels like summer.

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Of course it does, it's already July.

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The Train Man

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I mostly get excited about ankles.

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Just imagining Mina's ankles I-

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Please don't.  I only think about Mina for one thing.

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Yeah, that face and at her age,
she's a gift from the gods.

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And Yamada-shi, what about you?

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I'm...

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a fan of her soft full lips.

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Did you see yesterday's Robot Wars?

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Of course.  With that scene
with Corporal Tsubaki in the cockpit.

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Me too, I loved that scene.

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See you tomorrow then.

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Ok, good night.

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Good night.

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[There will be a short wait until the
next train departs due to a change in schedule]

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You can leave my stuff alone.

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But-

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I said, don't touch anything!

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Ok.

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Um, um.

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What!

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This brush, it's yours isn't it?

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Please.

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Yes...

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That woman in front of us, do you think she's a model?

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I thought so too.  She's so pretty.

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Isn't she?  She's georgous.

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Hehe.  Old man, old man.

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You've got a middle aged stink, you stupid.

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Bastards gotta make these doors automatic.

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Why is it in the summer, they won't put eggs on
beef bowls when you're taking out?

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They should give us a discount.

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You, what are you doing ringing that phone for?

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I wasn't-

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Don't talk back at me you punk!

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Now tell me where Japan's fastest roller coaster is!

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I don't know, I don't know.

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You don't know?  It's Fuji Q's Keroppa. The Keroppa, you hear?

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It's Udonppa you idiot.  Hehehe.

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What, who was that laughing over there?

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You there, was it you?

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Smokers like me are hated now.
Do you know what it's like?

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Do you?

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I'm getting angry here!

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It might be wrong, but, but I'm going to have me a smoke.

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And you know what? I'm going to finish smoking this too.

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Absolutely terrible.
If only someone-

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What was that?
The bunch of you were insulting me weren't you?

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We didn't say anything-

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Shudup!

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Now that they have dryers with washing machines,
you women think you can play around all day huh?

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Buying your way out everything!
The world doesn't work that way!

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Hey girl.

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You're a real pretty one aincha?

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Hey. So how about petting my little guy here.
Yeah, pet it.

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If you don't want to give it a rub here,
we can go to a nice massage parlour together.

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How about it?  You don't mind do you?

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Come on, baby, come on.

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Stop it, please.

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Stop it?  I haven't done anything yet.

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I know what it is; you probably think
my thing's small don't you?

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I can't have you thinking that.  I might be short,
but my bad boy's bigger than you'd think.

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Let me show you.  Here, take a look.

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Stop it!

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Say what?

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What is it?

211
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Ssstop it.  I'm telling you to stop.

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What d'ya think you're trying to do kid?

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Can't you tell she doesn't like what you're doing?

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What the &*%$!  You think you think-
How old you think you are eh?

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Bastard...  Just 'cause you're young,
don't think you can-  Ow, ow, ow...

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It's a shame acting like this as an adult.

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Let me go, darn it!  Let me go!

218
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Ow, ow.  I'm sorry.  I'm sorry.
I just got a bit drunk, that's all.

219
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Is this the person who was causing the trouble?

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Yes.

221
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Ok, let's go.

222
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I can walk by myself. Leave me alone.

223
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You've really drunk too much.

224
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Are you alright?

225
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You've got a nosebleed.

226
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That Sariman was so cool.

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And I look so lame.

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And then he came our way.  You wouldn't believe it.
He was all dryer this, petting that. Oh my...

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The things certain people say...

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Thank you so much for your help.

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Not at all.

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I was wondering.  Wouldn't you give me your address?
I'd like to thank you somehow.

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It's really ok, I couldn't.

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It'll make me feel better.  Here, you can write it in this.

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Umm.  Would you mind giving me your address too?

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Please?

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Yes, ok.

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Sorry.

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It's ok.

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You can see that lame otaku-fashion
coming from 100 meters off.

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Stop dressing like that.

242
00:22:06,071 --> 00:22:07,709
You're disturbing the neighborhood just being here.

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He's SO irritating.

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Use this.

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Really?

246
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Oh, Mother's at a reunion, and is going to be late.

247
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Huh? Something about that boy is so irritating.

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I got asked my address.  Hehe.

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"Rant thread for single men"

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Hello.  I've always just lurked on this forum,
but today I have some news to tell you about.

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I was at an anime event in Akihabara today,
and on the way back home an old drunk started
harrassing the other passengers on the train.

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00:23:23,409 --> 00:23:24,220
Send

253
00:23:33,621 --> 00:23:38,775
It was looking pretty ugly,
so I worked up the courage and yelled "Stop it".

254
00:23:39,405 --> 00:23:43,763
My voice was probably shaking.
I'd never been in a fight before.

255
00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:54,812
In the end, this sarariman came and helped me.
That riman was so cool, and I looked so lame.

256
00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:05,635
After that, I had to go to the police to write my statement.

257
00:24:13,231 --> 00:24:17,087
After the older lady asked me for my address,
the younger one asked me too.

258
00:24:17,613 --> 00:24:25,761
I totally panicked.  Even before the drunk came,
I'd noticed how pretty she was.

259
00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:31,036
Hey!  Come on out!  If you don't come out,
I'm adding some more bruises!

260
00:24:35,207 --> 00:24:40,356
I realized it later, but I wonder why I didn't
get her contact info from her.

261
00:24:41,004 --> 00:24:45,978
It was the first time I'd ever been thanked
by a girl.  I was so nervous.

262
00:24:48,883 --> 00:24:53,311
If you gave her your address, she'll send you a present.
That's what I think.

263
00:25:03,176 --> 00:25:09,721
It was brave of you to stand up against a drunk.
Good job.

264
00:25:10,088 --> 00:25:13,019
So you got on some girl's address book, big deal.

265
00:25:13,530 --> 00:25:15,214
What where the specs on the young one?

266
00:25:18,029 --> 00:25:26,482
Probably around 25.  She seemed older than me.
Longish dark hair, and she had a slender body.

267
00:25:27,547 --> 00:25:30,903
Her skin was fair, and she was so sweet and pretty looking.

268
00:25:31,713 --> 00:25:35,744
I'm jealous that you even able to talk to a girl like that.

269
00:25:36,139 --> 00:25:37,532
She lives in a different world from ours.

270
00:25:38,173 --> 00:25:40,108
I'd say it's hopeless.

271
00:25:40,515 --> 00:25:42,234
For my sake, I'm hoping this'll have a boring end.

272
00:25:42,503 --> 00:25:44,247
I'm interested in what happens after this.

273
00:25:44,596 --> 00:25:46,517
She'll forget all about any gifts by tomorrow.

274
00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:49,492
An applause for our brave member.
I await further developments.

275
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:51,139
Olay, olay!

276
00:25:51,522 --> 00:25:55,769
The older lady was probably just asking for your
address out of courtesy.  I wouldn't expect much.

277
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:01,261
I gift.  Oh man...

278
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:08,522
No way, no way.  It's not going to happen.
I can't get my hopes up.

279
00:26:13,794 --> 00:26:16,018
Uhh, I didn't get a wink of sleep last night.

280
00:26:16,358 --> 00:26:27,548
We'll be making stops at: Tsudanuma, Funabashi,
Ichikawa, Shinkoiwa, Kinnshicho, Bakurocho, Shinnihonbashi,
and Tokyo.  Right, clear, Left clear-Hey!

281
00:26:28,330 --> 00:26:31,435
You're late!  What were you doing?

282
00:26:32,413 --> 00:26:33,844
This door doesn't open.

283
00:26:36,703 --> 00:26:39,237
This door can't be openned using the key for the jail.

284
00:26:40,125 --> 00:26:44,305
You have to look for a golden key in the tower of light.
I suggest you go back and look for it.

285
00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:48,161
Inagi, Tsudanuma, Funabashi, Ichikawa...

286
00:26:56,435 --> 00:26:57,811
Saori!

287
00:26:58,371 --> 00:26:59,635
Morning.
Good Morning.

288
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:04,647
Yesterday I saw this really weird dream.
You were in it, and you were singing.
No way!  Really.

289
00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:39,094
We're a placement agency here.
What are you doing if you can't get our people jobs?!

290
00:27:39,781 --> 00:27:42,525
Yamada!

291
00:27:44,984 --> 00:27:47,408
You're looking tired,
but did you spend all night looking for campanies?

292
00:27:48,117 --> 00:27:49,507
Care to tell us your results?

293
00:27:49,848 --> 00:27:53,192
There were no new companies last week.

294
00:27:53,398 --> 00:27:58,692
Then all you're doing is maintaining the single contract
the guy before you got!

295
00:27:59,564 --> 00:28:00,125
I'm sorry sir.

296
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:05,403
What are you doing at our meeting then?
Get out there and find us some clients.

297
00:28:05,916 --> 00:28:06,398
Right now?

298
00:28:06,692 --> 00:28:07,155
Now.

299
00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,437
Yes, yes sir.

300
00:28:08,852 --> 00:28:09,731
Ok, next Tanaka.

301
00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:13,083
I got two placements at Shakai Shuuji
in the system development division.

302
00:28:13,391 --> 00:28:16,387
Marveleous Tanaka,  marvelous.  I'll give you a kiss later.

303
00:28:18,081 --> 00:28:20,546
Hmm.  This so good.

304
00:28:20,752 --> 00:28:24,845
Oh that's right.  Saori, I need you to come
with me later to buy a new powder brush.

305
00:28:25,188 --> 00:28:25,619
Sure.

306
00:28:26,595 --> 00:28:29,295
You wouldn't believe this one annoying guy I met yesteday.

307
00:28:36,937 --> 00:28:40,143
But did you have to throw it out right in front of him?

308
00:28:40,510 --> 00:28:43,382
I'm serious, if it was you, you would have thrown it at him.

309
00:28:44,115 --> 00:28:47,403
I mean there was all this dust, and moldy candy all over it.

310
00:28:48,002 --> 00:28:50,506
I don't see how so much could
stick on it in that short a time.

311
00:28:51,075 --> 00:28:53,226
I guess that's the power of otaku magic!

312
00:29:05,805 --> 00:29:10,730
Excuse me, but could you stop feeding the pigeons?

313
00:29:12,945 --> 00:29:14,000
I'm sorry.

314
00:29:14,385 --> 00:29:20,329
But you know, there are girls that like guys like them.
It sort of stirrs a maturnal instinct in them.

315
00:29:20,431 --> 00:29:22,474
No way!!  Right Saori?

316
00:29:22,814 --> 00:29:24,462
Hm?  I like it.

317
00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:25,505
What??

318
00:29:26,670 --> 00:29:28,070
This lunch, it's good.

319
00:29:28,269 --> 00:29:31,132
Oh, the lunch.  I was worried there.

320
00:29:38,419 --> 00:29:41,756
Excuse me, but I believe
we talked on the phone just now.

321
00:29:42,312 --> 00:29:46,335
I heard you had a problem with one of our people?

322
00:29:46,633 --> 00:29:49,923
A problem.  Yeah, I guess it's a problem.

323
00:29:50,565 --> 00:29:51,759
Was it a mistake of some kind?

324
00:29:51,931 --> 00:29:52,748
Not exactly.

325
00:29:54,373 --> 00:30:02,308
There's a rumour going around that one of
your female staff is seeing our Personnel Managaer.

326
00:30:02,188 --> 00:30:02,916
Seeing?

327
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:04,426
Yeah, they were shacking up.

328
00:30:05,021 --> 00:30:07,394
Oh.  They were shacking up.

329
00:30:08,028 --> 00:30:13,346
So yeah, I wanted you to see if this rumour was true.

330
00:30:14,035 --> 00:30:15,435
Whether they were shacking up or not?

331
00:30:15,734 --> 00:30:17,366
So take care of it, ok?

332
00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:23,251
So what did you want?
I have to get back to work.

333
00:30:24,642 --> 00:30:27,138
So Miss. Jinnkama.

334
00:30:27,841 --> 00:30:29,616
Are you shacking up
with the Personnel Manager here?

335
00:30:30,416 --> 00:30:35,743
What?
There're better ways of asking that, aren't there?

336
00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:38,657
Well no, I couldn't think of anything else.

337
00:30:40,093 --> 00:30:42,228
You could have just asked if I
was sleeping with the Manager.

338
00:30:42,955 --> 00:30:45,649
Huh?  You slept with the manager?

339
00:30:47,099 --> 00:30:48,194
You didn't know what it meant did you?

340
00:30:51,508 --> 00:30:52,047
I'm sorry.

341
00:30:52,890 --> 00:30:54,027
I didn't sleep with him you know.

342
00:30:55,123 --> 00:30:56,298
Oh.  I'm relieved.

343
00:30:57,226 --> 00:30:57,947
But I can't stay here anymore.

344
00:30:59,175 --> 00:30:59,601
Why not?

345
00:31:01,098 --> 00:31:05,977
Isn't it obvious?  I can't work here like I used to with
these kinds of rumours going on about me.

346
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:07,807
That's true.

347
00:31:08,552 --> 00:31:12,023
It's supposed to be your job to fix these problems,
so why is it I'm telling you?

348
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,020
I'm sorry.

349
00:31:13,939 --> 00:31:17,982
I'm leaving here.  Find me another place.  Got it?

350
00:31:28,216 --> 00:31:29,918
Man I wish something good would happen.

351
00:31:35,584 --> 00:31:39,503
If you gave her your address, she'll send you a present.
That's what I think.

352
00:31:49,954 --> 00:31:52,162
Was there a package for me?

353
00:31:52,567 --> 00:31:53,777
Yeah, I left it in your room.

354
00:31:54,972 --> 00:31:55,421
Really?

355
00:31:56,170 --> 00:31:56,859
It looked like it was from a woman.

356
00:31:57,385 --> 00:31:58,722
A woman?

357
00:32:13,102 --> 00:32:15,734
Yessss!!

358
00:32:21,563 --> 00:32:26,552
When I got home today,
there was a package waiting for me.

359
00:32:29,974 --> 00:32:30,767
No way.

360
00:32:31,129 --> 00:32:31,799
This is amazing.

361
00:32:32,215 --> 00:32:33,135
Come on what then?

362
00:32:33,526 --> 00:32:41,383
The sender was the older woman.
I knew it from the letter inside.

363
00:32:41,899 --> 00:32:44,953
Come on, don't disappoint us like that.

364
00:32:45,154 --> 00:32:51,918
It said, "From all of us women", but do you think
this means it's the end of all this?

365
00:32:52,079 --> 00:32:56,112
Yup, game over.
There's no chance of a package from the younger one.

366
00:32:56,264 --> 00:33:00,286
Forget the younger one, but I think
the older women have something going for you.

367
00:33:00,704 --> 00:33:04,093
It was all a dream, young one.
You should return to reality ASAP.

368
00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:07,749
That's true.  I let it all go to my head.

369
00:33:08,374 --> 00:33:14,849
I help the lady, she's indebted and gives me a gift,
then I get to go out with her.  It was too good to be true.

370
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:19,806
I finally came to my senses.

371
00:33:20,662 --> 00:33:24,811
It's true that we can't expect anything else to happen.
That's what I think.

372
00:33:24,812 --> 00:33:31,325
Make no mistake;
you were really something yesterday.

373
00:33:34,526 --> 00:33:38,620
You've definitely moved forward.
I got a little courage from what you did.

374
00:33:43,078 --> 00:33:43,516
Everyone...

375
00:33:53,627 --> 00:33:55,475
23rd Birthday

376
00:33:58,954 --> 00:34:01,571
I turned 23 just now.

377
00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:06,785
And I got live an amazing dream.

378
00:34:20,312 --> 00:34:26,097
And now I'll return to my everyday boring life...

379
00:34:44,328 --> 00:34:48,082
Oh my gosh.  You really worked hard on this didn't you?

380
00:34:48,703 --> 00:34:50,112
Well I really wanted this to be good.

381
00:34:50,927 --> 00:34:54,240
A birthday cake.  You guys, thanks so-

382
00:34:55,546 --> 00:34:57,866
Look at the time!  I'm going to be late.

383
00:34:58,501 --> 00:35:00,884
How late does your Mother think she's
going to be sleeping?

384
00:35:01,564 --> 00:35:02,106
What is it?

385
00:35:02,307 --> 00:35:04,787
Uh, th, that cake.  What it is for?

386
00:35:04,867 --> 00:35:10,574
It's been a year since Aoi and Shuuya started dating.
This is to celebrate.

387
00:35:12,499 --> 00:35:15,545
Didn't I tell you not to come down when I'm in the house?

388
00:35:17,585 --> 00:35:18,618
That's too cruel.

389
00:35:22,571 --> 00:35:29,662
Lowerling, take these documents to Future Soft.
They're the resumes of the new workers.

390
00:35:31,952 --> 00:35:35,580
Don't botch things up for me, you got it?

391
00:35:36,346 --> 00:35:36,767
I'm sorry.

392
00:35:37,472 --> 00:35:41,041
At the same time, take these to Jinkama Misuzu
who's quitting as of today.

393
00:35:42,495 --> 00:35:48,299
Look sharp, Yamada.  There's plenty
of people that can take your place you know.

394
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:04,318
What happened?

395
00:36:08,844 --> 00:36:09,942
Want me to get that for you?

396
00:36:10,403 --> 00:36:10,902
Can you really?

397
00:36:30,439 --> 00:36:36,122
Pervert!  Peeping around in broad daylight!
Just because I'm a foreigner.  Seriously!

398
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:46,878
Oww!

399
00:36:50,570 --> 00:36:53,321
Don't go around accepting things
you have no chance of doing!

400
00:36:55,415 --> 00:36:56,166
What, what!

401
00:36:59,514 --> 00:36:59,963
Idiot.

402
00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,089
That's too cruel.

403
00:37:52,066 --> 00:37:53,872
[empty]  [empty]  [empty]

404
00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:14,478
Thank you very much.

405
00:38:16,654 --> 00:38:17,061
You're welcome.

406
00:38:50,123 --> 00:38:52,005
[We're sorry, but please use an alternate entrance]

407
00:38:54,424 --> 00:38:55,728
I don't believe this.

408
00:39:04,336 --> 00:39:07,554
What do you think you're doing there?

409
00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:09,657
Shinnkama-san.

410
00:39:10,561 --> 00:39:12,155
Do you know how long I've been waiting?

411
00:39:12,787 --> 00:39:13,394
I'm so sorry.

412
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,085
Here.

413
00:39:19,445 --> 00:39:20,712
What is this?

414
00:39:23,757 --> 00:39:25,812
This is worthless like this!

415
00:39:26,939 --> 00:39:31,172
You're hopeless.  I don't believe
you can't even deliver documents properly.

416
00:39:34,913 --> 00:39:36,449
Do you even deserve to live?

417
00:39:39,337 --> 00:39:42,000
Do you think if you just stand there,
I'm going to forgive you?

418
00:39:45,246 --> 00:39:46,382
Do you have any backbone at all?

419
00:39:48,063 --> 00:39:50,702
Don't you have anything to say for yourself?

420
00:39:55,228 --> 00:39:58,475
Hey, hey, what are you crying for?

421
00:40:03,579 --> 00:40:07,946
It's my birthday today, and everything's going wrong.

422
00:40:08,545 --> 00:40:10,507
I didn't know anything about that.

423
00:41:15,965 --> 00:41:16,989
I said, don't touch anything.

424
00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:21,333
You're disturbing the neighborhood just being here.

425
00:41:21,716 --> 00:41:22,371
Idiot.

426
00:41:22,978 --> 00:41:26,849
Look sharp, there's plenty of
people that can take your place.

427
00:41:27,423 --> 00:41:28,440
Do you even deserve to live?

428
00:43:44,095 --> 00:43:47,657
This is to thank you for what you did on the train.

429
00:43:48,272 --> 00:43:52,588
I was touched by your bravery.

430
00:43:53,291 --> 00:43:56,498
I hope any injuries you had are getting better.

431
00:44:09,811 --> 00:44:10,414
This is...

432
00:44:12,132 --> 00:44:14,103
Could it be?

433
00:44:19,046 --> 00:44:24,467
It's actually came!! This is amazing.

434
00:44:26,713 --> 00:44:32,183
What am I doing with something precious like this?

435
00:44:35,475 --> 00:44:36,989
I gotta tell everyone.

436
00:44:39,487 --> 00:44:40,275
Ii i i it's unbelievable.

437
00:44:40,797 --> 00:44:46,246
I got a package from the young lady on the
train, containing a gift and a thank you letter.

438
00:44:49,852 --> 00:44:51,033
What should I do?

439
00:44:52,176 --> 00:44:54,243
The gift came!

440
00:44:54,593 --> 00:44:55,081
It's a miracle.

441
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,175
Calm down and take a deep breath.

442
00:44:57,735 --> 00:44:59,333
I'll advise you.

443
00:45:01,388 --> 00:45:02,189
Requesting details.

444
00:45:07,051 --> 00:45:13,125
The package contained two tea cups, a cute envelope,
and a cute letter with cute writing on it.

445
00:45:16,739 --> 00:45:17,702
I think the letter smells good.

446
00:45:21,597 --> 00:45:25,317
It's no good, my face is getting all hot, and drftg&j

447
00:45:25,886 --> 00:45:26,661
I gotta calm down.

448
00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:30,651
Calm down, you're just imagining that smell.

449
00:45:31,218 --> 00:45:34,474
Can you tell anything from the contents of the letter?

450
00:45:35,427 --> 00:45:39,281
It says "I was touched by your bravery.".

451
00:45:39,545 --> 00:45:42,887
Doesn't this sound too good to be true?
It sounds like he's just making things up.

452
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:44,929
You can't tell a lot from just that one line.

453
00:45:45,214 --> 00:45:46,775
If it was a delivery, did you get her telephone number too?

454
00:45:54,896 --> 00:45:58,959
H, hhher cell phone number!

455
00:46:02,842 --> 00:46:05,977
Th, th, the delivery slip had her cell phone number on it!

456
00:46:07,588 --> 00:46:11,839
Not her home, but her C E L L.  Woow.

457
00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:12,772
Why don't you give her a call?

458
00:46:13,256 --> 00:46:14,217
Don't take this guy seriously.

459
00:46:14,597 --> 00:46:15,342
Call her.

460
00:46:16,278 --> 00:46:20,440
This is crazy.  I gotta relax for a minute.

461
00:46:23,907 --> 00:46:28,688
Calling her is.  Impossible.

462
00:46:31,462 --> 00:46:35,803
There's no way I can call a girl up.

463
00:46:35,895 --> 00:46:39,247
Just type her number in.
You can think about what to say later.

464
00:46:39,399 --> 00:46:40,953
First, pick up your cell.

465
00:46:52,327 --> 00:46:57,687
It's no use.  People can't change that quickly.

466
00:46:58,079 --> 00:47:00,423
Maybe there's another way.

467
00:47:00,629 --> 00:47:01,340
How about a letter?

468
00:47:01,644 --> 00:47:03,770
I emphatically agree!  You'll sound more keen that way.

469
00:47:03,935 --> 00:47:07,720
It's late so wait until tomorrow before making any moves.

470
00:47:07,666 --> 00:47:09,556
Women don't like being called out of the blue.

471
00:47:10,049 --> 00:47:14,601
I'm a woman, but I wouldn't mind.  I'd feel
relieved that my package arrived properly.

472
00:47:14,915 --> 00:47:15,762
I'd feel a sense of honesty.

473
00:47:27,444 --> 00:47:29,423
It's late today.  How about tomorrow?

474
00:47:29,901 --> 00:47:32,348
Fool!  You should act when you can.

475
00:47:32,709 --> 00:47:35,029
What are your specs?  I'll advise you.

476
00:47:35,064 --> 00:47:37,971
I'm a regular anime otaku type guy.

477
00:47:38,701 --> 00:47:41,724
I'm 23 years old,
which is the number of years I haven't dated.

478
00:47:42,803 --> 00:47:46,628
I make 27-36K a year, and live with my parents.

479
00:47:47,497 --> 00:47:50,466
I have no car, and look like your stereotypical otaku.

480
00:47:51,544 --> 00:47:53,592
Don't worry, we're all like that.

481
00:47:53,659 --> 00:47:54,844
Why don't you treat it like a thank you call.

482
00:47:55,190 --> 00:47:56,900
I'm sure she won't mind.

483
00:48:10,056 --> 00:48:10,850
I can't.

484
00:48:13,367 --> 00:48:16,300
I'm holding my cell, but I can't dial her number.

485
00:48:17,092 --> 00:48:19,109
I need more courage than on the train.

486
00:48:19,683 --> 00:48:21,533
My hands are shaking and my face is hot.

487
00:48:22,270 --> 00:48:23,320
My heart's pounding.

488
00:48:25,325 --> 00:48:29,666
This isn't just a thread topic anymore.
We're behind you on this one.

489
00:48:30,182 --> 00:48:31,933
Even I'm getting nervous.

490
00:48:32,629 --> 00:48:33,271
Me too.

491
00:48:33,622 --> 00:48:36,611
Everyone's hands shake the first time.
It was like that for me too.

492
00:48:36,924 --> 00:48:38,479
Come on, he's just making it up.

493
00:48:39,013 --> 00:48:39,981
You can buzz off.

494
00:48:40,004 --> 00:48:41,028
I'm cheering you on.

495
00:48:41,701 --> 00:48:45,586
Just remember.  The girl's alone, but you?

496
00:48:46,794 --> 00:48:51,656
You have all of us supporting you.  Don't forget that.

497
00:49:11,644 --> 00:49:12,992
Thanks so much everybody.

498
00:49:13,761 --> 00:49:21,540
I'm starting to cry thinking about your kindness,
and how weak I am.

499
00:49:23,798 --> 00:49:26,484
I want to change.

500
00:49:38,372 --> 00:49:40,123
You can do it, you can do it!!

501
00:49:52,165 --> 00:49:53,474
How about that letter?

502
00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:02,904
With a letter, the chance of talking to her again is too low.

503
00:50:03,057 --> 00:50:07,564
If it's two cups, then she's interested in you.

504
00:50:07,839 --> 00:50:09,095
It's standard as a gift.

505
00:50:09,551 --> 00:50:11,727
Do you know what brand cups they were?

506
00:50:20,801 --> 00:50:21,883
He ru mess?

507
00:50:23,563 --> 00:50:24,098
Har mess?

508
00:50:26,145 --> 00:50:26,695
Which is it?

509
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:35,477
It says on the cups that they're
H E R M E S

510
00:50:36,628 --> 00:50:37,629
I wonder what brand it is?

511
00:50:38,216 --> 00:50:40,247
What?  Hermes?  No way!  Hermes?!!

512
00:50:40,782 --> 00:50:43,575
Yes!  Yes!!

513
00:50:44,070 --> 00:50:45,236
It's pronounced Ermess.

514
00:50:48,119 --> 00:50:50,006
Not the one with Lala on it. Hehe.

515
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:52,710
Whoa, Hermes eh?  That's a rich lady we're talking about.

516
00:50:54,213 --> 00:50:57,661
EeeHermes?  That Hermes?

517
00:51:01,372 --> 00:51:05,820
That's the brand that makes the bags right?
Brand name cups...my hands are shaking.

518
00:51:07,262 --> 00:51:07,885
Hermes!

519
00:51:10,544 --> 00:51:14,694
I don't think she'd chose Hermes if she just wanted to thank you.
That's what I think.

520
00:51:15,531 --> 00:51:17,201
Thinks are really heating up here!

521
00:51:17,667 --> 00:51:19,552
Call her, call her, call her!

522
00:51:19,967 --> 00:51:22,567
Make it a letter.  You'll never be able to speak properly.

523
00:51:22,964 --> 00:51:24,277
Call her.  Definitely call her.

524
00:51:24,761 --> 00:51:25,786
Definitely DON'T call her.

525
00:51:26,643 --> 00:51:29,560
It'll show you really appreciated the gift.
Give her a call.

526
00:51:29,895 --> 00:51:32,084
If you're going to call her, I'll be on standy to advise you.

527
00:51:32,670 --> 00:51:36,699
After 11, it's couples hour.  How depressing for me.

528
00:51:37,027 --> 00:51:39,365
Make up your mind already, and call her!

529
00:51:39,861 --> 00:51:41,866
It's too late already.  Give it up.

530
00:51:42,595 --> 00:51:47,091
In your position, what have you got to lose?!

531
00:51:57,801 --> 00:51:58,553
What should I do?

532
00:52:25,871 --> 00:52:30,248
The Train Man

533
00:52:31,937 --> 00:52:32,464
It's amazing.

534
00:52:34,685 --> 00:52:38,531
Dddensha Otoko (The Train Man).  Is that me?

535
00:52:46,148 --> 00:52:49,362
Everyone...  I...

536
00:52:52,594 --> 00:52:55,444
You can do it!

537
00:53:05,975 --> 00:53:07,695
I'll do what the next post says to do.

538
00:53:23,089 --> 00:53:23,816
Call her!!

539
00:53:27,544 --> 00:53:32,983
Please, Densha Otoko.  Change for our sake.

540
00:53:38,818 --> 00:53:40,504
731-Alias Densha Otoko

541
00:53:45,884 --> 00:53:47,356
I'm going to call her now.

542
00:54:00,699 --> 00:54:02,027
[yes]  [yes]     [yes]     [yes]    [yes]       [yes]

543
00:54:02,683 --> 00:54:03,907
YES!

544
00:54:12,496 --> 00:54:14,074
Go for it kid!!

545
00:54:30,997 --> 00:54:34,140
Hurry up and make dinner, stupid!
Do you want to get hit again?

546
00:54:37,762 --> 00:54:40,330
Shut up!  I'm not your house maid!

547
00:54:44,335 --> 00:54:45,047
I was able to say it too.

548
00:54:47,138 --> 00:54:50,321
_0_9_0_

549
00:55:01,010 --> 00:55:02,010
Hey.

550
00:55:03,332 --> 00:55:03,691
Yeah?

551
00:55:04,077 --> 00:55:05,857
Are you thinking about your future seriously?

552
00:55:08,625 --> 00:55:09,129
Marriage right?

553
00:55:11,538 --> 00:55:13,599
No need to worry, I'm thinking about it.

554
00:55:17,887 --> 00:55:19,743
_5_0_

555
00:55:27,317 --> 00:55:31,150
You can do it.   You're the best of us guys.  You're great!!

556
00:55:33,308 --> 00:55:33,762
Everyone.

557
00:55:51,356 --> 00:55:51,828
It's ringing.